Truth: I am not a cat person. Never will be. Therefore cat internet humor (or humour if you prefer) is lost on me. It’s just plain not funny.
There, I said it.
I was raised Catholic. My mom still has hope about it, ‘Well, maybe the whole scandal will make things change change for the better.’
Well, if there’s one thing the Catholic Church is not hip on, mom, it would be change. The last pope, before he died, made a special trip to Russia to apologize to the Greek Orthodox Church for things we did in the year 1204.
1204. That’s the file they’re on, mom. They’re not even up to gravity, are you following their timeline of discussion topics?” —Kathleen Madigan. (via paintwithwords)